Coffee and Birth Control

Tonight I went to uncommon grounds to read. Upon arrival, I was greeted by a fairly attractive representative of the female kind, who was sitting on a couch doing some sort of writing. I sat down at the couch adjacent to hers and said nothing. Upon saying nothing and reading for about 45 minutes, she left. She also left behind her pen, which I discovered about 5 minutes after she left. It was one of those cheezy pens that pharmaceutical companies give out to doctors with their respective drug advertisement printed on the sides of them. This particularly pink writing implement was advertising for Femcon Fe, which I just found out is a chewable birth control pill. The possible implications with which my naive little mind toyed with made me laugh, and I think recounting this account will make you laugh too. cheers